But then I came across this post about Five Reasons Why John Green Should Rule The World, which pretty much says everything I would have wanted to say, and it also included video evidence of John Green's awesomeness, which was also something I wanted to do. So, naturally, instead of writing my own post, I'm just going to direct you guys there.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT THE FIRST TWO TIMES: Five Reasons Why John Green Should Rule The World by Jamie at The Perpetual Page-turner
And if, for some reason, you haven't yet gotten The Fault in Our Stars, why not?!